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Tiddlytubbies originals for HBO Max
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Happy 20th Anniversary to Robot Chicken!
Hello visitors and editors of Adult Swim Wiki, today I am here to tell you something that I have been thinking about these days and it is about the 20th anniversary of Robot Chicken.
Today, February 20th, I am writing this blog to commemorate the twenty anniversary of Robot Chicken, Adult Swim’s stop-motion sketch comedy series that brings pop culture parodies to life is celebrating its 20th anniversary with an all-new special that delves into iconic reality shows from the Warner Bros. Discovery networks.
Thank you for reading the blog, I hope you enjoyed it and happy twenty anniversary of Robot Chicken!
The O Squad plot synopsis
The O Squad is an adult swim prank reality TV show, with a mix of absurdist visuals, stupid backyard stunts, wake up pranks and hidden camera segments, reminiscent to the early "Jackass", with three seasons and eight episodes per season.
My favorite Eric Andre episodes
• Season 1: Dolph Lundgren/Dr. Drew Ordon.
• Season 2: James Van Der Beek/Chance The Rapper.
• Season 3: Jimmy Kimmel/Pauly D.
• Season 4: T.I./Howie Mandel.

Re Edit of my own Adult Swim schedule
• 8-9:30: FOX animated sitcoms.
• 9:30-11: Rick & Morty.
• 11-11:30: an 22 minute long [as] show.
• 11:30-12:15: live-action shows.
• 12:15-1:30: Throwback Hour.
• 1:30-3: Repeating schedule for mainstream shows.
• 3-5: experimental/psychedelic/creepy shows.
• 5-6: Hanna Barbera parody reruns.
ATHF seasons ranked from best to worst
(best):
• Season 2
• Season 3
• Season 1
• Season 4
• Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Colon Movie Film For Theaters
• Season 11
• Season 10
• Season 8
• Season 7
• Season 9
• Season 6
• Season 5
• Aqua Teen Forever; Plantasm
• Season 12
(worst).
My opinion on age suitably for Adult Swim shows
• TV-PG: Ages 10-12+.
• TV-14: Ages 13-15+.
• TV-MA: Ages 15-17+.
Cartoon Network:
• TV-Y: Ages 3-6+.
• TV-Y7/TV-G: Ages 7-9+.
• TV-PG: Ages 9-10+.
List of eras for Adult Swim
• 1994-1999 (the Space Ghost/Beginning era): this is when we saw Cartoon Network's first original program called "Space Ghost Coast To Coast", which was also the first program to have Adult Swim's signature humor, with it contributing to Adult Swim's success.
• 2000-2003 (the Pool era): this is when we saw many of the first iconic/classic shows on the block including (ATHF, Cowboy Bepop, The Big O, InuYasha, Sealab, Brak, Harvey Birdman, Home Movies etc.), With a lot of the OG [as] cartoons, reusing various backgrounds from old Hanna Barbera cartoons, and this is when the bumps depicting old people swimming at a pool, was featured, and still remains as one of the most iconic parts of [as], also the shows/seasons in the era, is noticably way…
Re-edit of my favorite ATHF episode per season
• Season 1: Dumber Days.
• Season 2: Super Bowl.
• Season 3: Unremarkable Voyage.
• Season 4: Global Grilling.
• Season 5: The Marines.
• Season 6: Chick Magnet.
• Season 7: IAMAPOD.
• Season 8: Wi Tri.
• Season 9: Chicken & Beans.
• Season 10: Prihana Germs.
• Season 11: The Hairy Bus.
• Season 12: Annubis.
My ratings for Aqua Teen Hunger Force
(Season 1):
1 - TV-PG
2 - TV-PG-DL
3 - TV-PG-L
4 - TV-14/TV-PG-DL (alternative rating)
5 - TV-PG-L
6 - TV-PG-DL
7 - TV-14/TV-PG-DL (alternative rating)
8 - TV-14
9 - TV-PG-DLV
10 - TV-14
11 - TV-PG-L
12 - TV-PG-DL
13 - TV-PG-LV
14 - TV-14
15 - TV-14
16 - TV-PG-L
17 - TV-14
18 - TV-14/TV-PG-DLV (alternative rating)
(Season 2):
1 - TV-14-V/TV-PG-DLSV (alternative rating)
2 - TV-PG-DLV
3 - TV-PG-DLV
4 - TV-PG-DLSV
5 - TV-PG-DLV
6 - TV-14-L/TV-PG-DLS (alternative rating)
7 - TV-PG-DLV
8 - TV-PG-LV
9 - TV-14-D
10 - TV-PG-DLS
11 - TV-14/TV-PG-DLV (alternative rating)
12 - TV-14-V
13 - TV-PG-LV
14 - TV-PG-DLV
15 - TV-14-LV
16 - TV-PG-DLS
17 - TV-PG-DL
18 - TV-14/TV-PG-DL (alternative rating)
19 - TV-14-D
20 - TV-14-V
21 - TV-14-S
22 - TV-14-L
23 - TV-14-D
24 - TV-14-V
(Season 3):
1 - TV-14-…
What I noticed about ATHF in the early episodes
I noticed that Seasons 1-2 and some of Seasons 3-4, have reused many background cels from Hanna-Barbera/90's Cartoon Network cartoons from the 70's and 80's, but they stopped after Season 5, when the show moved to HD.
My favorite art style from an Adult Swim show is probably
My favorite art style from an [as] show, is probably Aqua Teen Hunger Force, because I like the mix of the CG backgrounds, the low-budget crudely drawn traditional animation/character designs, and the Hanna-Barbera stock background cels (from Seasons 1-3), and just feels like the art style that's most Adult Swim-like in my opinion.
My ratings for Adult Swim showd
• TV-PG: Space Ghost, or Joe Pera.
• TV-14: Aqua Teen, or Tim & Eric.
• TV-MA: Mr. Pickles, or Eric Andre.
Cartoon Network:
• TV-Y7/TV-G: Gumball, or Uncle Grandpa.
• TV-PG: Regular Show, or Steven Universe.
Seasons of ATHF from best to worst
(Best):
• Season 2
• Season 3
• Season 4
• Season 1
• Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Colon Movie Film For Theaters
• Season 7
• Season 10
• Season 11
• Season 8
• Season 6
• Season 5
• Season 9
• Season 12
• Aqua Teen Forever: Plantasm
(Worst).
Time slots for adult swim bumps between April 2014 to May 2017
• 8-11/2-4: the nature landscape bumpers are present, during the first couple of hours of the block, and returned when 2 to 4am happens.
• 11-2: the B&W text bumpers are present only during these hours.
• 4-6: for the rest of the night there's weird/psychedelic short, little animations, or music created by various artists in-between shows.
My own fall Adult Swim schedule
9:00 - King Of The Hill
9:30 - Futurama
10-11 - Family Guy.
11:00 - Rick & Morty.
11:30 - Robot Chicken.
11:45 - Metalocalypse
12:00 - Aqua Teen Hunger Force
12:15 - Mr. Pickles
12:30 - The Eric Andre Show.
12:45 - Check It Out! With Dr. Steve Brule
1:00 - Tim & Eric, Awesome Show Great Job!
1:15 - Off The Air
1:30 - Futurama
2:00 - Family Guy
2:30 - Rick & Morty.
3:00 - Robot Chicken.
3:15 - Metalocalypse.
3:30 - Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
3:45 - Mr. Pickles
4:00 - Joe Pera Talks With You
4:15 - Space Ghost Coast To Coast
4:30 - The Eric Andre Show
4:45 - Check It Out!, With Dr. Steve Brule
5:00 - Tim & Eric, Awesome Show Great Job!
5:15 - Off The Air
5:30 - King Of The Hill
I made my own Adult Swim talk show parody filled with man on the street interviews, celebrity interviews, and absurd comedy
Hey everyone, so I have an idea of an adult swim absurdist talk show/man on the street parody entitled "The Interviewing Program", it's very reminiscent to Sacha Baron Cohen/Eric Andre/Tim Heidecker's comedy, the absurdist/dark/chaotic comedy, and it's only ten minutes long.
Adult Swim schedule
8-9: King Of The Hill
9-10: Futurama
10-11: Family Guy
11:00: Rick & Morty
11:30: Robot Chicken
11:45: Mr. Pickles
12:00: Metalocalypse
12:15; Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
12:30: Squidbillies.
12:45: The Eric Andre Show.
1:00: The Boondocks.
1:30: Family Guy.
2:00: Futurama.
2:30: Rick & Morty.
3:00: Robot Chicken.
3:15: Mr. Pickles.
3:30: Metalocalypse
3:45: Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
4:00: Fishcenter.
4:15: Off The Air.
4:30: Squidbillies.
4:45: The Eric Andre Show.
5:00: The Boondocks.
5:30: King Of The Hill.
My eras for Adult Swim
• 1994-1999 (the beginner/Space Ghost era).
• 2000-2003 (the Pool era).
• 2004-2006 (the Golden age).
• 2007-2009 (the beginning of the live-action era).
• 2010-2013 (the trippy era).
• 2014-2016 (the nature bumper landscape).
• 2017-2020 (the Rick & Morty era).
• 2021-2024 (the mainstream era).
ATHF seasons/years
• Season 1 (2001-2002)
• Season 2 (2003)
• Season 3 (2004)
• Season 4 (2005-2006)
• Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Colon Movie Film For Theaters (2007)
• Season 5 (2008)
• Season 6 (2009)
• Season 7 (2010)
• Season 8 (2011)
• Season 9 (2012)
• Season 10 (2013-2014)
• Season 11 (2015)
• Aqua Teen Forever: Plantasm (2022)
• Season 12 (2023).
List of ATHF episodes
• Season 1 (2001-2002): Rabbot, Escape From Leprechaupolis, Bus Of The Undead, Mayhem Of The Mooninites, Balloonestein, Space Conflict From Beyond Pluto, Ol Drippy, Revenge Of The Mooninites, MC Pee Pants, Circus, Dumber Days, Love Mummy, Dumber Dolls, Interfection, PDA, Bad Replicant, Mail Order Bride, and The Cybernetic Ghost Of Christmas Past From The Future.
• Season 2 (2003); Super Birthday Snake, Super Hero, Super Bowl, Super Computer, Super Model, Super Spore, Super Sir Lion, Super Squatter, The Meat Zone, Super Trivia, Universal Remonster, Total Re Carl, Revenge Of The Trees, Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary, The Shaving, The Broodwitch, Kidney Car, The Cubing, Frat Aliens, The Dressing, The Clowning, The, The Cloning, and The L…
Episodes of Check It Out if I categorized them
• TV-PG: Food, Money, Planes, and Eggs.
• TV-14: Family, Pleasure, Horse, and Music.
• TV-MA: Relationships, and Friends.
My ratings for Check It Out!, With Dr. Steve Brule
1 - Food - TV-PG-D
2 - Relationships - TV-14-DS
3 - Family - TV-14/TV-PG (alternative rating)
4 - Health - TV-PG-D
5 - Puppets - TV-PG-DV
6 - Friends - TV-14
7 - Boats - TV-PG
8 - Pleasure - TV-14-L
9 - Money - TV-PG-L
10 - Space - TV-14/TV-PG (alternative rating)
11 - Animals - TV-PG
12 - Life - TV-14
13 - Planes - TV-PG-DL
14 - Church - TV-14
15 - Home - TV-14-D
16 - Horse - TV-14
17 - Childrens - TV-14-D
18 - Skateboards - TV-PG-DL
19 - Cars - TV-PG
20 - Eggs - TV-PG-L
21 - Words - TV-PG-D
22 - Music - TV-14-D
23 - Stevie - TV-14
24 - Crime - TV-14/TV-PG-DLV (alternative rating)
Idea for an Adult Swim absurdist cartoon
I got an idea for an Adult Swim absurdist animated series entitled “Dog Force”, which will have four dogs solving crimes, as detectives but something weird happens to them while they solve the crimes, it’s basically a mix of Aqua Teen, and an adult version of an Hanna-Barbera cartoon, with the style being like 12 Oz. Mouse’s, this show started in November 2001, and ended in April 2016, and it ran for 13 seasons.
Different ATHF eras
• Seasons 1-4/Colon Movie (the classic era): this is the era most people think of when they think of ATHF. This is when the supporting characters were at they're most prominent.
• Seasons 5-7 (the middle era): this is the era after the movie, where they remade everything to HD and it's surface level was otherwise the same, but everything is an little bit angrier and the characters can be sometimes off. Also they were divided on focusing on ATHF, and Squidbillies so the episode count got solidified to 10 episodes a year.
• Seasons 8-11 (the modern era): this is the era where they switched animation studios and started looking a lot better, also doing different titles just because. Sometimes supporting characters we hadn't seen in awhile would…
Favorite Off The Air episodes
1 - Animals - This episode is such a great way to start out "Off The Air", if perfectly captures the spirit, of the show combining calming, and psychedelic animations/songs, and it's definitely a one that I would show a person who hasn't seen the show to see how the show progresses.
2 - Nature - This episode is really pretty, and calming, with it's animations, footage, and music, this episode has an perfect mixture of comedy (e.g. "What's Up" by Liam Lynch, and "A Walk In The Woods" by YouTube animator Mr. Weebl), to ultimate prettiness (e.g. "Lands", or the nature datamoshing clips), this one is another I will show people who haven't seen the show.
3 - Liquid - This episode is probably the most beautiful episode I ever saw from Off The Air,…
Best Eric Andre skit per season
• Season 1: Mensa Convention/Eric On The Street.
• Season 2: Harry's Car Place/Cyclops Photographer.
• Season 3: Subway Froot Loops/Pizza Safety.
• Season 4: Sprite Sponsorship/Falcon.
• Season 5: Pushed Out Of Boat/Crossing Guard.
• Season 6: Wig Undercover Disguise Prank/Bug Issue.
My ratings for The Owen Tatum Show
1 - Pitch - TV-PG
2 - Parents - TV-PG-L
3 - Pets - TV-14/TV-PG-D (alternative rating)
4 - Sitcom - TV-PG-D
5 - Weight - TV-14/TV-PG-DL (alternative rating)
6 - Soup - TV-14
7 - Promotion - TV-14-SV
8 - Birthday - TV-PG-LV
9 - Will - TV-PG-DL
10 - Mystery - TV-PG
11 - Trips - TV-14/TV-PG (alternative rating)
12 - Retire - TV-PG-DS
13 - Toys - TV-PG-DV
14 - Sick - TV-PG-V
15 - Woods - TV-14
16 - Mary - TV-14
17 - Birds - TV-PG-L
18 - Internet - TV-PG-DL
19 - Pizza - TV-14-V
20 - Emotions - TV-14
21 - Death - TV-PG-DLV
22 - Bruce - TV-14-V
23 - Kids - TV-PG-LV
24 - Italy - TV-14/TV-PG-DL (alternative rating)
25 - Cops - TV-14
26 - Reality - TV-PG-L
27 - Rock - TV-PG
28 - Bones - TV-PG
29 - Billy - TV-14-D
30 - Cookies - TV-14-V
31 - Show - TV-14/TV-PG (alternative rating) …
My own AS/absurdist sketch comedy
I have an idea for an AS sketch comedy series named "The Owen Tatum Show", which has four friends/comedians, celebrities and oddballs doing low-budget absurdist comedy sketches, as well as hidden camera pranks, psychedelic animated short films, and inappropriate comic musical numbers, the show is inspired by Tim & Eric.
My ratings for Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
1 - Dads - TV-PG
2 - Friends - TV-PG-L
3 - Cats - TV-14/TV-PG-DL (alternative rating)
4 - Salame - TV-PG-D
5 - Chunky - TV-14/TV-PG-DL (alternative rating)
6 - Slop - TV-14
7 - Abstinence - TV-14-SV
8 - Anniversary - TV-PG-L
9 - Hamburger - TV-PG-DLV
10 - Missing - TV-PG
11 - Vacation - TV-14/TV-PG-DL (alternative rating)
12 - Dad's Off - TV-PG-DS
13 - Dolls - TV-PG-DV
14 - Coma - TV-PG-DS
15 - Forest - TV-14
16 - Carol - TV-14
17 - Robin - TV-PG-DL
18 - Innernette - TV-PG-DL
19 - Pepperoni - TV-14-D
20 - Embarrassed - TV-14-V
21 - Resurrection - TV-PG-DL
22 - Chan - TV-14-S
23 - Rascals - TV-PG-DLV
24 - Spagett - TV-14
25 - CORBS - TV-PG-V
26 - Jim & Derrick - TV-14
27 - Jazz - TV-PG
28 - Muscles For Bones - TV-PG
29 - Larry - TV-MA
30 - Brownies - TV-14
31 - Snow - T…
Best OTA episode?
Mine choices will probably be: Color, Robots, Sports, Holes, Shapes, Earth, Trash, Dreams, Bliss, and Farts.
My favorite live-action Adult Swim shows
Tim & Eric, Informicals, Off The Air, Eric Andre, and Children's Hospital.
My favorite episodes of Check It Out!, With Dr. Steve Brule
• Season 1: Food/Family/Puppets.
• Season 2: Money/Space/Life.
• Season 3: Planes/Horse/Home.
• Season 4: Cars/Eggs/Music/Crime.
My favorite episodes of Tim & Eric, Awesome Show Great Job!
• Season 1: Dads/Cats/Salame.
• Season 2: Dolls/Forest/Carol.
• Season 3: Jazz/Chan/Larry.
• Season 4: Tennis/Tommy/Balls.
• Season 5: Animated/Crows/Lucky.
Adult Swim's ratings for OTA
1 - Animals - TV-PG-V
2 - Food - TV-14
3 - Dance - TV-PG-D
4 - Space - TV-PG
5 - Body - TV-14-V
6 - Falling - TV-PG-V
7 - Color - TV-PG-LV
8 - Nightmares - TV-14-V
9 - Dan Deacon: USA - TV-MA
10 - Light - TV-PG
11 - Nature - TV-14
12 - Robots - TV-14-V
13 - Worship - TV-14
14 - Hair - TV-MA
15 - Sports - TV-PG
16 - Death - TV-MA-V
17 - Transportation - TV-PG
18 - DDWIWDD - TV-PG
19 - Liquid - TV-PG
20 - Conflict - TV-14-L
21 - Holes - TV-14-V
22 - NewNow - TV-PG
23 - Shapes - TV-14-V
24 - Clowns - TV-14
25 - Work - TV-14-L
26 - Words - TV-PG
27 - Earth - TV-PG
28 - Technology - TV-PG
29 - Paradise - TV-PG-S
30 - Health - TV-14
31 - Love - TV-14-DL
32 - Sound - TV-14
33 - Winter - TV-14
34 - Fashion - TV-14-V
35 - Trash - TV-14-L
36 - Fire - TV-MA
37 - Patterns - TV-PG
38 - Co…
My ratings for Off The Air
(I actually meant the list of Adult Swim's censorship for Squidbillies):
(Season 1):
Episode 4 (Chalky Trouble):
1. The scene where Early says "That's where all of my shit is at!", the word "shit" is bleeped with an owl sound effect.
Episode 5 (Family Trouble):
1. The scene where somebody on TV says "I don't know why the fuck would you do that", the word "fuck" is bleeped.
2. The scene where Early says "You fat fucking whore!", the word "fucking" is bleeped.
Favorite episode of ATHF/OTA per season
ATHF:
Season 1: MC Pee Pants.
Season 2: The Shaving.
Season 3: Video Ouija.
Season 4: Hand Banana.
Season 5: Bible Fruit.
Season 6: Time Machine.
Season 7: Eggball.
Season 8: Lasagna.
Season 9: Bookie.
Season 10: Muscles.
Season 11: Sweet C.
Season 12: Script Title 2.
OTA:
Season 1: Animals.
Season 2: Color.
Season 3: Robots.
Season 4: Death.
Season 5: Liquid.
Season 6: Words.
Season 7: Earth.
Season 8: Love.
Season 9: Trash.
Season 10: Dreams.
Season 11: Moon.
Season 12: Bugs.
Season 13: Drugs.
(What's Yours?).
Season 3:

Age Ratings for Eric Andre per season
Season 1: Ages 12-13+, Season 2: Ages 12-14+, Season 3: Ages 15+, Season 4: Ages 15-17+, Season 5: Ages 14-15+, and Season 6: Ages 16+.
My age ratings for ATHF per season
Season 1: Ages 10-11+, Season 2: Ages 11-12+, Season 3: Ages 13+, Season 4: Ages 13-15+, Season 5: Ages 14-15+, Season 6: Ages 13-14+, Season 7: Ages 14-16+, Season 8: Ages 12-14+, Season 9: Ages 14-15+, Season 10: Ages 13-14+, Season 11: Ages 14+, and Season 12: Ages 12-14+.
Parental Guide for ATHF per season
Season 1: Ages 10-11+
Season 2: Ages 11-12+
Season 3: Ages 13+
Season 4: Ages 13-15+
Season 5: Ages 14-15+
Season 6: Ages 13-14+
Season 7: Ages 14-16+
Season 8: Ages 12-14+
Season 9: Ages 14-15+
Season 10: Ages 13-14+
Season 11: Ages 14+
Season 12: Ages 13-14+

Under New Ownership
Hello visitors and editors of Adult Swim Wiki, today I am here to tell you something that I have been thinking about these days and it is about the administrative structure of the wiki.
Happy 22nd Anniversary of Adult Swim!
Hello visitors and editors of Adult Swim Wiki, today I am here to tell you something that I have been thinking about these days and it is about the 22nd anniversary of Adult Swim.
Today, September 2, I am writing this blog to commemorate the twenty-second anniversary of Adult Swim, today marks the 22nd anniversary of the launch of Adult Swim, the avant-garde block of Cartoon Network that went from being small, with only 6 hours a week, to this animation powerhouse that airs 9 to 10 hours a day here in America and delivered classics like Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Boondocks, Rick and Morty and so much more. It all started with a football coach tracing his varicose veins.
On September 2, 2011, Adult Swim's 10th ann…
1000 Pages!
Hello visitors and editors of Adult Swim Wiki, today I come to tell you about something that I have been thinking about these days and it is about the 1000 pages of Adult Swim Wiki.
Today, August 25, I am writing this blog because I have the great honor and great joy of informing you that we have finally reached the goal of 1000 pages and thanks to the great collaboration of all of you.
Thanks to you, today Adult Swim Wiki is already a bigger and bigger page and this allows us to continue working and growing more and more.
As Qui-Gon Jinn said to Anakin Skywalker: May the Force be with you... and this is only the beginning.
Thank you very much to all!
Tiger
I walked back from the store, boy was that a load of shopping. Thank god I stole Alreizes card. I hadn’t brought much, only the essentials. A new drawing tablet, some clothing, and an apple for Hades. She always complains she likes fruit. For somebody who eats meat, she sure has a preference.
Whatever, as I walked down the dark street, something caught my eye. Something green that glowed coming from a bush. What the fuck could be out here this late? Maybe a fox?
I stepped closer, maybe it was a fox or a cat? Suddenly, something that sounded like growling came from the bush. To my surprise, it sounded quite soothing. I stepped closer, I felt like I had to.
What was I thinking? That was a fucking wild animal. It’s not like it’s talking to me. A…
Silly drunk people
"Oh come on Hades, just have ONE drink!" Alla said, holding the glass near me. I already told them, I don’t drink that kind of stuff. I heard what it can do..
"I’m okay, look, you guys have fun." I said, walking back to my room. They were all drinking something, giggling and laughing while the TV blared something. I would had stayed, they did have snacks as well. But the scents were overwhelming.
"You’re missing out!" Yesh, didn’t I already say no? I opened the door, and walked downstairs.
I decided to go and take a short nap, hopefully by than I could go upstairs without wanting to pass out..
—-
I woke up, stretching my arms and yawning. I looked at my clock, 7:30 PM. They should be done by now.
I got up, walking upstairs. The scent was gone no…
Meow
"And then, I dragged you out of the building!" I explained. He looked confused, I slammed my head into my paws, groaning from annoyance.
Hi, I’m Hades. I’m just a normal Florida black wolf. Well, as normal as you can get when you have been brought back alive from pure agony. Lucky for me, I don't have to deal with that anymore! I moved in with some randoms I call my friends. They are sweet and get free food, housing, hell I have a pet I keep around! I just get carried around like I’m some lap dog, but every up has its downs.
Why am I telling you this? Well, in around ten or so seconds something damn near life-changing is about to burst through our door, or what WAS our door. How am I telling you this? Well, it sure as hell wasn’t an easy fig…
Story
I threw the ring at my snake again, watching her crawl to it and bring it back to me. I sighed, how much longer before she tired herself out? It’s been almost an hour.
As she slithered by me the ring, I heard something thump upstairs. I shuttered, anytime I heard something it sure as hell meant something bad. I grabbed Poseidon, putting her in her cage quickly as I hurriedly walked out of my room, closing the door before walking up the stairs.
"HEY, WHO ARE YOU?" I heard Alla shout, gosh dammit. Somebody broke in again, why don’t we move?
BANG
I ducked, was that a gunshot? I started to remember that day, but quickly cleared my mind, I couldn’t freak out now. I heard the shuffling of feet and somebody yelling something.?
"Into the basement, NOW.…