Duncan Hills Coffee

Duncan Hills Coffee is a coffee brand featured in Metalocalypse. In the first episode, it's revealed that Metalocalypse were paid to produce a jingle for the coffee brand, which leads to a concert in which a large number of the attendees die.

Lyrics

Do you folks like coffee?

Real coffee,

From the hills of Columbia?

The Duncan Hills will awake you,

From a thousand deaths.

A cup of blackened blood.

(Die, DIE!)

I'm dying for a cup.

Guatamalan blend.

Ethiopian,

French Vanilla Roast.

(Die, DIE!)

You're dying for a cup.

Prepare for ultimate flavor...

You're gonna get some, NOW!

And scream, for your cream!

(Solo- Skwisgaar Skwigelf)

DUNCAN HILLS

DUNCAN HILLS

DUNCAN HILLS

COFFEE!